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and Minimeister
 
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What do a prospective doctoral student and deuterated benzene both have in common?
They're phD material.
*wockawockawocka*
By the Emperor's Golden Commode! Cultists and cultists and guardsmen, oh my! Come and see the plans for Anti-Heretical, Investigative and sometimes shooty larp at Firefight.---- Dropzone will have Serenity LARP.
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Apprentice
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| What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing. Cause everyone knows you can't cross a vector with a scaler.
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Good one. 
Mathematician and an engineer are posed a hypothetical problem. Say there's a bottle of whisky across the room from them, but every time they move towards it, they can only move half the distance remaining. The mathematician looks sad and says
"It's a classic example of Xeno's paradox. I'll never make it all the way there."
The engineer grins and says, "In two strides I'll be near as dammit to make a grab for it."
By the Emperor's Golden Commode! Cultists and cultists and guardsmen, oh my! Come and see the plans for Anti-Heretical, Investigative and sometimes shooty larp at Firefight.---- Dropzone will have Serenity LARP.
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An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician take the train to Wales. Nearing Swansea, they spot a black bull from their compartment window.
Look, says the astronomer, this proves that in Wales, the bulls are black.
Beg to differ, says the physicist, all we`ve seen proven is that in Wales at least one bull is black.
Beg to differ, says the mathematician, but all we`ve seen proven is that in Wales at least one bull is black on at least one side.
________________________________________________________- IRL: Edwin Hofstra
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Reality is something you rise above.
- Liza Minnelli
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Apprentice
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| Why is Heisenberg Crap in bed? When he has the time he dosen't have the energy and when he has the energy he just dosen't have the time.
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Knight
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| there are 10 types of people in the world, those who get binary and those who do not.
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Knight
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A mosquito was heard to complain
That a farmer had poisoned his brain
The cause of his sorrow
Was para dichloro-
Diphenyl trichloro ethane
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CP: ???, Mage of Albion, Lions
Maelstrom: Constantijn, variably competant eidolon, Angels of the Merchant
Odyssey: ???, Vizier to King Cyrus, Sons of Marduk, Persia
RL: Graham
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| Man walks into a doctors and says "Doctor, on Monday I was pi, today I'm the square root of two. What's wrong with me?" Doctor says, "Sounds like you're being irrational to me."
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Why is duct tape like the universe?
It has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together.
Ba dum bum tish
Facta non Verba
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