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I do talk a good fight
 
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Are you sure your vital hit locations are fully covered?
http://anevern.artchicks.org/Store/Chainmail/Condom/
(Possibly not safe for viewing at work; the URL may have given that away.)
http://www.hyboriantales.com
PD: Ghostdance ("The most irritating curse I've ever encountered" -- NPC played by H.)
Riftworld: Rossar Kuug ("Clearly mad, because he thinks he's a Com-Trow Skirmisher" - Aela)
Hyborian Tales: Crew, cook, dogsbody, general labourer, toilet cleaner ("Dangerously overoptimistic ref" -- Tom Nowell)
Otherwise usually crew ("Quite spry & fit, & willing to wear a big costume & run around a lot" -- various event organisers)
"My other oversized foam weapon is THE LORD" -- Questionable Content
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Heroic Knight
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I'm not even going to ask how you found that...
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CP - Kjell Larssen, Iron Wolves
PD - The L-plate Ref
SG - JT van Horne
Bristol Vampire - Julius Linnett, Tremere
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Knight
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maybe he reads maxim, plus HAHAHAHAHA
_____________________________________________________________________________After saying goodbye to sanity, you throw it off the edge and watch it tumble into the fierce furnace below... The Volcano rumbles, and then the Volcano God himself suddenly manifests in front of you. In response to your offering he curses you with a sarcastic god queue pass.
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Knight
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I wonder how many sick people are actually going to 'try' it...
Steph
PD: Tallia Heery of the Chamber of Delights
Eos: Wayward Wolf
LT: Niamh na Grainne
LJ: Siryel
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Apprentice
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| Why would you NEED one of those? "Right - I'm just off to shag a Balrog. Pass me the flame retardent lotion an' me chain fannytigla, eh our Odinson" I mean, really? The only person who I could think of who actually needs one is Clark Kent
XXXXX I don't read Rule7 you know. No Sir, not me. XXXXX
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Initiate
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| I think we all love arguing with Idiots, its a shame I can't find them on here. If you can make chainmail then why not make a chainmail condom? keeps life interesting.
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Squire
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Strange, do bananas need that kind of protection? 
"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
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dark side balance (5/26/2006)
Strange, do bananas need that kind of protection? Don't forget kids: The higher your postcount, the bigger your penis is! Generally, no. According to you, I should now have difficulty getting dressed. Ironically I often restrain myself despite my innate love of getting the last word because frankly, it's embarrassing.
There is only overconfidence and terror.
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Heroic Knight
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Anervern website
PLEASE NOTE: This is strictly a novelty item, and is NOT intended to be worn or used like a normal condom! It will not prevent pregnancy or the transmission of STDs, and will most likely cause injury to one or both parties involved. By purchasing this item you acknowledge that it is a novelty item and not intended for actual use! By purchasing this item you waive the seller of all liability and accept total responsibility for any and all injury incurred as a result of actually using this item!
Folks, really, it's a novelty item ... you are not meant to wear it, it's supposed to be funny. You don't have to use everything that's shaped like a dick to fuck yourself.RTFM boys and girls.
"When I want your opinion, I'll read it from your steaming entrails"
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