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Wag
      
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| Oh MY GOD. It couldnt be saved by Milla being nekkid. He was right. Oh god..... I couldnt watch it all...
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I'm finding it difficult to choose an objective overall winner (or loser), as I've seen a lot of fairly dreadful films in my time - I can't help but wonder how many other people on this forum actually went to the cinema to see Sister Act 2:Back in The Habit (I was a kid, and my mum took me. It wasn't my fault). Looking at recent films, however, Alien Vs. Predator Requiem has to be a strong contender. One of the very few films that I couldn't think of a single positive to thing to say about (even Sister Act has some unintentionally funny white-boy rapping), it made me realise that the first AvP, though far from good, could have been a great deal worse.
No spoken or written word can ever be a substitute for one's own practical experience. No-one too can convince another who does not wish to believe what he is told - only the doubter loses by his incredulity - T.C. Lethbridge
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I quite liked Domino, in a bad trip kind of way.
Blade was a bunch of arse, though -- and people tell me the sequels are even worse! I've never bothered.
Likewise Highlander -- I might have to watch 'em someday just to see if it's really possible that they're worse than the original... but no, on 2nd thoughts, life is too short.
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Heroic Knight
      
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| da Vinci = a dollop of turd, however I did make it to the end of the film, wishing Hanks and his ridiculous rug dead fo the last 45 minutes or so. The only thing I recall not being able to sit all the way through was Straight To Hell, maybe it should have been called straight to video. The Pogues trying to act in a spagetti western/comedy. Nick
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Spongly (3/20/2008) UnderworldWholeheartedly disagree. Kate Beckinsale in skin-tight leather made that film very worth watching. Beats Milla Jovovovovovovichs nekkid ass, but only just Cube 2 was pretty appalling. Prophecy 2 and 3 were no better Captivity stank
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| I was really disappointed with the ending to Stargate, though the start was very promissing. BUT - OMG - DOOM. That was SOOOOOOOooooooooo disapointing - I would rather have sat through an hour of watching someone else playing the actual game than that film.... Recently sat up late and watched Vampire Requiem - I swear if you speed it up by x2 or x4 you can play the Benny Hill Soundtrack to it and it would make perfect sense. Van Helsing - What a pile of turd. Vampire babies? What the hell?
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Champion
      
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| Milla Jovovich couldn`t save a movie if she got some meat on her bones and took acting lessons. God, Luc Besson and Wim Wenders are two of my favourite film makers, why do they put up with that woman? The Brotherhood is positively THE most awful film I`ve ever seen. I hope for all your sakes you haven`t. (I hear there are sequels to it.) Be mean to me and I`ll mail it to you. It's that bad. And I`ve seen some bad movies.
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| Just seen 10,000 BC. Add to this list.
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