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Posted Tuesday, January 15, 2008 3:57 PM
Heroic Knight

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Ian Sturrock (1/15/2008)
Well in support of my First Mate Doymonster, I will just come right out and say it -- Oxfordgirl, we know you're not really a girl, and wearing frocks won't change that. I hate to be insensitive, but I can't help but feel that all this "lesbian trapped in a man's body" business you've been going on about for years is just an excuse to try to get lesbians into bed. While I applaud your sense of lechery, I still don't think it's right for a bloke like you to wear a dress just because it makes you less seem less threatening to actual women. When I think of all the innocent young girls you've deceived over the years... well, I'd better shut up now, or this is going to get too personal even for The Waiting Room.


She isn't a woman?!? I... I... I'll never believe anything a young woman in snazz holding a bottle of mead says again. How could you play games with our lives like that, OxfordGirl?

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Posted Tuesday, January 15, 2008 3:57 PM
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What!!! no!, not the bottom deck again. I only just got the last of the splinters out o' me hide since the last time I was rammed (oooerr!)

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Posted Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:03 PM
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Ah! I See's Feral is a spying in on the fleet he has a way with a cutlass and boarding axe. I reckon he should join up and we will go a raiding pedellos on the med.

What say yee shipmate?

 

(Well nearly time to go home for well deserved rest from the toil of the day. Ok I have done jack all day, well my notice is in and who cares? I did do the freshers fair and I have made my boss 8 cups of coffee, the work of a training analyst is never done (this is largely because we cant be bothered to do it ) ho hum)

"Its only a game"

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Posted Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:12 PM
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Oh WREN's... if there looking for seaman send them this way

Anyway whilst all those sailor boys are huddled up together in their hamocks having a mutual shanty session and discussing the relative merits of a good sheep shank those more sensible will know that battles are won by boots on the ground.....

Unfortunatly as we're being nautical that means *shudder* Marines!!

Volunteers one pace forward... not so fast Doymonster, get back to your oar before I kick that lilly white sailor boy (and rather hairy) arse... (err sorry, forgot Marines!!) I mean Kick Yo ASS!! Huragh!!

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Posted Tuesday, January 15, 2008 4:16 PM
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Yesss Sir master Feral Sir points me at em and I'll ave em Sir. I wants to kill Kill KILL!! I wants to see the blood and gore and the veins in my teeth I do Sir

Err by the way has that rash you picked up in Shanghai cleared up yet? Only I have some more of the oinment for a price that is.

 

(Der der der der diddly der booo times up Im offski)

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Posted Tuesday, January 15, 2008 5:34 PM
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Communications officer Droid reporting for duty and oxfordgirl your make up in your avater is stunning.
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Posted Tuesday, January 15, 2008 5:47 PM
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I'm so confused.

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Eos: Manius Shard. Upset.

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Posted Tuesday, January 15, 2008 6:57 PM
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theshoveller (1/15/2008)
I'm so confused.


Perfect, welcome to the Marines..... step lively laddie and remembers.... "this be me musket, thar be me Rum.. this'n fer scrappin, that'n fer fun.."

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Posted Tuesday, January 15, 2008 9:46 PM
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ere master Feral are them Marines you recruiting gonna play instruments and wear pretty coats and hats?n Cos every marine I ever met couldnt hold their own gainst a druken matelot, so playing in the bands about all they good for.

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