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Heroic Knight
 
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| I have evidence, and empircal evidence at that, that my farts are the voice of God. on several occasions, I undergo bizarre 'fits' which I can only explain by divine intervention. When I have these 'fits', I find my arse produces a fart that causes many people in the local viscinity to have what can only be described as a 'spiritual experience'. Often they can be heard invoking the lord jesus, or God himself, and in some cases, the experience is so spiritual it leaves tears in their eyes! So, given this evidence, I think you should all bow down before my arse and await the voice of god!.
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Heroic Knight
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| I don't think your farts are the voice of God. This is something far more sinister. I think your arse is full of shit. S atan's H idden I nfernal T hrone Can you really say this is just coincidence? Satan's voice surely forces those around you to invoke the name of God as protection from the voice that originate's from the Devil. I suggest you find a Priest and have him Exorcise your arse. I'm told there are quite a few who would be willing to do this...
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