Anywaya.. Long story made shorter - Recent News Events Dredge up the choicest of afternoon wasters - the Fantasy Political Cabinet.  The New Politics shouldnt be limited to Politicians say I - If Question Time can include Celebs and other idiots on the panel, why shouldnt the Prime Minister?

So imagine the best, brightest and most awe inspiring political team to guide this Treasured nation into the 21st century, hopefully deal with the big fucking asteroid crisis, global warming  and all those other issues.

Rules - There are no rules, except it must be funny and contain no seeds for debate.. go to the muggers ally with thee heckler!  

Oh and lets assume Gordon Browns been dismissed as a silly scottish idea and been fed to daleks.  After all, this is a fantasy so allow me my moment of joy.

But if you really *want* to bug Me and are still trying because I didnt put the damm contact field in properly....

Thegamefinisher@yahoo.co.uk

Yummy.

Minister for Home Office - Christoper Walken.

Chancellor - Optimus Prime.  (The most trustworthy figure I could think of.)

Foreign Office - The Doctor.  (Everywhere he visits blows up - but somehow its never *his* fault, perfect)

Minister For Education -  Bill Bailey. (oh come on hes Perfect)

Minister For Culture - Undead Elvis.(Yes the next Modern art exhibit will involve people having their brains eaten - good.)

Minister For Power - Galvatron. (Apparently he wants the job - so ..)

Minister For Transport - Sigourney Weaver.  (I can think of nothing that would scare Truckers )

Minister For Enviroment - Xena. (She should get out more anyway)

Minister For Immigration - Professor Charles Xavier.

Minister For BitchSlapping The Media when they get too lippy - Emily Bouf.

Minister For BitchSlapping The Courts when they argue the call - Rudi the 2 and a half Ton Great White Shark.  (Of course Christoper Walken would basically be dropping people into Rudis Tank.. and we could televise it)

Minister For Health - Joanna Lumley in a doctors uniform.

Minister For Development - Dr Doom.

Minister For Killing anyone involved with Reality T.v shows - Lucianno "Even For a Sicillian this guys fucking vindictive" Corisonne'

But if you really *want* to bug Me and are still trying because I didnt put the damm contact field in properly....

Thegamefinisher@yahoo.co.uk

For the post of Supreme lord protector, president of parliament,defender of democracy, master of the courts, maximus pontifex, Lord General Commander of the Armies of europe and divine undisputed ruler of Great Britain, France, Germany, Belgium, Ireland, Poland, Switzerland, Finland, Sweden, Holland, Denmark, Greenland, Norway, Switzerland, Austria, Lithuania, Spain, Portugal, Italy, Greece and Luxemborg.................................................. Me, Because I'm that damn good and this is fantasy after all...

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As the old robot saying goes "does not compute"