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Posted Sunday, May 06, 2007 1:19 PM


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Lavlin (5/5/2007)
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Posted Monday, May 07, 2007 6:41 PM


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Depends on the scale of the zombie attack.

Small scale local attack - I'd stockpile enough food for a good while, demolish the stairs of my house and wait for it to blow over.

Large scale attack - as above, but more stockpiling, more locating useful people and more guns.

As to the ridiculous notion of becoming a hunter-gatherer: have you ever hunted anything in your life? Can you recognise edible plants? Do you know how to make your own bow should you not have one already? Do you think you can learn how to support yourself before you starve to death?

On a more serious level, I honestly think that an apocalypse-scale event is likely within my lifetime. My long term goal is to become a member of a self sufficient community.

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Posted Monday, May 07, 2007 8:31 PM


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I definately wouldn't stay put I'd get mobile.

I've just realised there's a Combine Harvester parked in the yard across the road. YAY!

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Posted Tuesday, May 08, 2007 2:01 PM


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Shven (5/7/2007)
As to the ridiculous notion of becoming a hunter-gatherer: have you ever hunted anything in your life? Can you recognise edible plants? Do you know how to make your own bow should you not have one already? Do you think you can learn how to support yourself before you starve to death?


No, yes, yes, and yes.

I'd rather not hunt anything if I don't have to. I know some of the theory though, and I've been along with my pal Davie when he hunts various edible fowl in rural Ireland... I can recognize edible British plants, make my own longbows, bundle bows, and flatbows, make arrows till I run out of gaffa tape (easiest way to make flights; I reckon by the time I run out, though, I can have learned how to make animal glue to attach more traditional feather fletchings).


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Posted Tuesday, May 08, 2007 3:07 PM


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Hmm... well aside from the massive relief that finally we no longer had to worry about poor government, decreasing natural resources and chronic overpopulation? And hurrah! No more taxes, laws or employment to worry about!

Ah hell, head for open spaces and stockpile as much in the way of tinned food (which lasts practically forever) as possible while you try to ally with capable people, brutally tough murderers (military deserters would be a preference), medical professionals and anyone capable of farming.

Guns obviously a real advantage for the essential head shots, and any body armour you can find.

Personally I'd be more worried about being killed by rival survivors than zombies, so a sensible process of surveillance and systematic elimination of anyone living would be a good plan.

Oh.. and hope we don't get nuked by some foreign power. Hopefully, our island nation status would make us easier to contain than risk global nuclear contamination, but then who knows with those deluded religious trigger happy nutcases out there?

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Posted Tuesday, May 08, 2007 6:57 PM


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Shven (5/7/2007)
As to the ridiculous notion of becoming a hunter-gatherer: have you ever hunted anything in your life? Can you recognise edible plants? Do you know how to make your own bow should you not have one already? Do you think you can learn how to support yourself before you starve to death?

Not that much to it, really. Edible plants can easily be recognized by the fact that they grow together in square tracts of land known as cropfields, which are usually located in rural areas. Mind, you`re not to eat the berries of potatoes. Surviving on 'fresh' food is mostly a matter of knowing how to store it. Cabbages - which stay alive for quite a while, consuming their outer leaves to nourish the heart - and carrots - which can be stored between layers of sand for months - are easily recognized by most consumers.
Meat isn`t that hard to obtain either. In fact, I fear there may be too much of it. All that uncared for cattle...
And who needs bow and arrow anyway? Overvalued as hunting weapons IMHO. You can hunt waterbirds by throwing sticks at them, like the ancient Egyptians did. (I`m not sure, but the slower, but twirling, stick might be harder to dodge for a bird than an arrow moving in a straight line.) Any selfrespecting birdcatcher would use nets, though. And, hello, fishing?
For canned food and the like, don`t bother with your local supermarket, nor even the really big malls. You want the supermarket supply centers that are located on the outskirts of town. They`re easily accessible and have way bigger supplies.

Actually, the first thing I`d really do in the case of any apocalypse is to grab my travel bag and find some higher ground. It`s unhealthy to live below sealevel when nobody is maintaining the dykes. I`d stock up along the way, trying to find transportation in the form of a cart-bike: easy maintenance, no fuel problem, and low noise. (Plus, I can`t drive.) After that, I`d probably try and find some orchards and some beehives, bee- and orchardkeeping being the only foodproduction activities I know anything about. I fear the worst, though. Bees have been infested with an Asian parasite in the last years, and without proper care (including such man-mades as anti-parasite chemicals and/or drone-cell waxplates) most populations will die out within three years. Since bees are the main pollinators of many fruitbearing trees, but also of such crops as beans, harvests will become even  more meager than most here will have anticipated.

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Posted Tuesday, May 08, 2007 8:39 PM


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Smitt (5/4/2007)

If its the nu-skool running zombies we're all buggered. I'll do myself in.

I will second that, there's nothing worse I can think of than being buggered by a load of nu-skool zomerz, better shoot myself now than suffer a sore arse as well as becoming undead...!


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Posted Tuesday, May 15, 2007 2:34 AM
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I have an axe, a kukhri sword, a cavalier sabre and four foot of sycamore. I also discussed this with my boyfriend, MJ - if he's already at my place, he gets the axe, i get the kukhri sword. My brother, if he's here, gets the length of hardwood and mum's hammer; mum gets the sabre because it's got a small hilt and her hands are smallest. MJ guards the back door, brother guards the front door and living room window, mum guards the double dormer at the top of the house, I guard the middle windows - especially the big one directly above the front door, from which i can pour things like bleach, boiling water and hot oil.

We have huge amounts of canned food, and an insane amount of camping gear.

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