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I do talk a good fight
 
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http://www.vikingfighting.com/Default.aspx
Hopefully Sam will leave all that Vale Tudo stuff behind and start ordering DVDs on Viking Warhammer Combat from these guys. 
http://www.hyboriantales.com
PD: Ghostdance ("Respawning Pleb")
Riftworld: Rossar Kuug ("Clearly mad, because he thinks he's a Com-Trow Skirmisher" - Aela)
Hyborian Tales: Crew, cook, dogsbody, general labourer, toilet cleaner ("Dangerously overoptimistic ref" -- Tom Nowell)
Otherwise usually crew ("Quite spry & fit, & willing to wear a big costume & run around a lot" -- various event organisers)
"My other oversized foam weapon is THE LORD" -- Questionable Content
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Wag
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| I love the chapter about impaling your opponent on the your helmet horns, and inflating hot water bottles using only the power of your lungs. Berserkers swore themselves to the god Thor and passed down their skills from father to son- what a load of bollocks.
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I do talk a good fight
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I liked the contents of the "Expert Berserker" series best I think:
(Volume 1)
Learn the Mind Tricks and Brain Manipulation Ways of the Viking Psychopath!
Among other things, this great DVD includes:
* Viking irony, sarcasm, deception and insults
* Sarcastic defense and Counter-insults
* The Psychic Attack & The Psycho Attack
* Real pre-fight footage with Grandmaster Svensson and his students
* Sneak previews from the EXPERT BERZERKER 2 DVD!
(Volume II)
Improvise, adapt and overcome! Learn how to use everyday objects, such as a beer glass, a carrot or a piece of cheese, as weapons of death and destruction!
Among other things, this great DVD includes:
* Crash Course in Viking Improvised Weapons
* The Polish Beer Toss
* The Ocular Cavity Cheese Thrust
* The Frozen Carrot
* The Never Ending Kidney Shank Series
* Real fight footage with Grandmaster Svensson and his students
* Sneak previews from the EXPERT BERZERKER 3 DVD!
http://www.hyboriantales.com
PD: Ghostdance ("Respawning Pleb")
Riftworld: Rossar Kuug ("Clearly mad, because he thinks he's a Com-Trow Skirmisher" - Aela)
Hyborian Tales: Crew, cook, dogsbody, general labourer, toilet cleaner ("Dangerously overoptimistic ref" -- Tom Nowell)
Otherwise usually crew ("Quite spry & fit, & willing to wear a big costume & run around a lot" -- various event organisers)
"My other oversized foam weapon is THE LORD" -- Questionable Content
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Wag
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Heroic Knight
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I'd like to make it clear that the Ocular Cheese Thrust is not allowed at this, or any other Great Larp Conspiracy event.
I'm fine with the rest of it.
Dont listen to me, I don't larp any more.
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Wag
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| "Grandmaster Sven Svensonn- Inheritor of the Horned Helmet", looks like a cross between Lemmy and Zodiac Mindwarp and is a certified card carrying loony. "Rape the rapist" courses and teaching people "raiding tactics" so they can take their mates with them when they go to beat someone up! Do you think a lot of people buy into this stuff, or is he just taking the piss?
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That site is the most elaborate hoax I've seen. 
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I do talk a good fight
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He's entirely taking the piss -- it's a spoof of all the websites where people claim to be the sole inheritor of the true wisdom of the Ninjas, or, for that matter, the Irish Stick Fighters, or all the rest of it. They're all trying to sell you a dodgy DVD set, they all claim to be the sole inheritor of some dubious invented secret tradition, and none of them can possibly compete in mixed martial arts bouts 'cos their arts are "too deadly." 
http://www.hyboriantales.com
PD: Ghostdance ("Respawning Pleb")
Riftworld: Rossar Kuug ("Clearly mad, because he thinks he's a Com-Trow Skirmisher" - Aela)
Hyborian Tales: Crew, cook, dogsbody, general labourer, toilet cleaner ("Dangerously overoptimistic ref" -- Tom Nowell)
Otherwise usually crew ("Quite spry & fit, & willing to wear a big costume & run around a lot" -- various event organisers)
"My other oversized foam weapon is THE LORD" -- Questionable Content
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Live roleplaying's greatest cheerleader...
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| I wonder how easy it would be for us to make 'LRP the way of defence - a mystic method of the imagination' DVD set? Thirty quid each. Hmmmm....
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Heroic Knight
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Oh wow!
Look at the forumns - some people have complained at the lack of DVD they have ordered.
Professional Zombie Escaper
(Spelling mistakes in posts are part of the plan....)
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