Yet we have such a desire to judge them.

I'm making a suggestion.

Celebrity Big Brother Tyrant.

We put everyone in the amnestys most wanted list in a house.  And then every week one of them is evicted to face an internationally appointed court of Lepoard Seals trained to eat human flesh.

(While the HouseMates look on)

And we get the really annoying presenters as a surprise move, in the house as well...

Whatever happened.  It would make good telly.

But if you really *want* to bug Me and are still trying because I didnt put the damm contact field in properly....

Thegamefinisher@yahoo.co.uk

And then any survivors get to live on an island some where, far away from the rest of humanity

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As the old robot saying goes "does not compute"

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

"Welcome to non-celebrity-fuck-wit death chamber. Todays vict....Contestant is Jade Goodey. You the public can decide.

Should we a: electrocute her slowly over a period of 3 days, b: stick her in this tank of fire ants covered in Honey, c: sit her in this chair under the slowly dripping vat of Nitric acid or d: douse her with alcohol repeatedly and set fire to her causing her to burn to death slowly and painfully over a period of days.

The voting lines are now open, tune in later to find out which is the most popular option............"

That kind of thing. I would like to add that I am not hiding any hatred for Jade Goodey personally, I openly hate the freaky fat pig in a dress and would happily rip her vocal chords out and strangle her with them. But my hatred is not just limited to her, but she is an easy target as she has a ( horribly failed ) salon  ( that has just had to close cos it was shit ) in Hertford close to where I live and work.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

I'm A Celeberity Pop Idol With The X-Factor Get Me Out Of The Big Brother House

I've always wanted to see people singing whilst dodging the attentions of over-starved lions.

Saying that, I freakin love reality TV.  But there should be a bit more X-TREME reality TV

Matty J

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If I wanted to listen to an arsehole, I'd fart!

Or dodging the firing squad, armed with heat Lances. Or singing whilst being lowered into a vat of acid or boiling metal.

Or infact anything that would actually stop talentless wankers thinking that they can act, sing, be funny or generally be turned into a *celebrity* just by being a bit of a c*nt AND then having the tabloid papers and magazines perpetuating the myth that faceless no talent tossers are actually interesting by doing "why I had no life prior to Big Brother" *exclusives* when most of the country couldn't give a flying fuck if they dropped down a hole and had to eat their own feet just to survive to write a stupid column in Heat magazine about what is *hot* on telly this week in a tone that makes me want to eat my own feet if it stops the whole vicious cycle of making it worse and getting another stupid brain dead reality TV show commisioned by people who have no imagination and have decided that the entire British public have the general IQ of a lobotomised Probosus monkey and enjoy watching ill-educated fuck-wits humiliating themselves and making a fuck load of cash in the process whilst at the same time *educating* school children into the mistaken and hideous belief that they don't need to learn anything at school because once they have failed their GCSEs all they need to do is apply to a reality TV show and they will be set for life diminishing our skilled workforce by about a million % and the average IQ by about 50 points !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.......and breathe............

Wankers.

R.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.