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Prodigal
 
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| I know it's more convential to blame Havocstan, but oh well... Settling the New World
Isn't going well...
Lots of people are dying,
and Marios says it's hell! Should we blame society?
Slavery or monarchy?
Or Amun-Sa's theocracy? No! Blame Hunahpa, blame Hunahpa
With their sinister droopy faces,
They're one of the evil races.
Blame Hunahpa, blame Hunahpa!
They're not a real culture anyway!
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Masquerades & Massacres, "Jane Austen's Aliens"
A Tale of Romance, Politics, Magic, and Horrific Beasts.
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Knight
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Well you did ask for bad filk.....
Come and listen to a story about a man named Pa
A poor Arteman found propping up the bar,
Then one day he was fighting in a feud,
And went and crapped his pants when he shot a noble dude.
Well the first thing you know ol' Pa's a outa here.
Kinfolk said Pa run away from there,
They said across the Maelstrom is where you ought to be,
So he boarded on a corsair and sailed to the colonies.
PD - Steven Mahr
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Heroic Knight
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| I promised DbSurfeit I'd finish this. To the tune of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IFUNIa2NU8 Watch them run, watch them fall,
Watch them try to burn us all, the Hammer,
The Glorious Hammer. Watch them laugh, watch them drool,
Watch them try to act real cool, that's justice,
The Glorious Hammer. And I know full well, that I will burn in hell,
But all those men playing hardass Mameluk wemics gotta be about the funniest freakin' thing I've ever seen in my life, where?
At the Glorious Hammer. Alfas leads a supplicate, even though no ref's in place, the Hammer.
The Glorious Hammer. 'Round their tent, large banners hung.
Eyeing up your eidolon, the Hammer.
That's the Glorious Hammer. But I kid when I sing, cause these guys are a beautiful thing.
Okay, really, I'm just avoiding karma, cause I know my children are going to be born crippled and blind and until I'm retired I'm going to spend all my time,
At the Glorious Hammer.
----------------------------------- Icon from a photograph taken by Xarra, used with permission. Maelstrom: Naho Chel - Comedy Tritoni Option. Odyssey: Satsobek Akef - Egyptian Handmaiden to Seshmiut.
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Champion
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It's a good thing we Tritoni spend all our time filking, right? Otherwise we'd have to get up to something genuinely evil. Speaking of which, it's National Anthem time.
Never gonna stab you up,
Never gonna shoot you down,
Never gonna turn around and maledict you.
Never gonna make Lies cry,
Never gonna leave you to die,
Never gonna throw off our furs and yiff you.
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ODC: Prince Faraz, the Blades of Palmyra's Debutante-in-Chief.
Strom: Eburon, Chavviest of Tribe, That F***ing Cat.
M&M: Commodore Earnest D. Hawke, Tally-Ho!
RL: Conrad
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Squire
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| In light of recent events, and to the tune of 'Should I Stay or Should I Go' by The Clash:
Soldier you got to let me know
Should I stay or should I go
If you say that it is fine
I'll be here till the end of time
So you got to let me know
Should I stay or should I go
It's always pray pray pray
You're happy when I praise all day
The sky was fine and now it's black
So if you want me off your back
Come on and let me know
Should I stay or should I go
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List of things Melei is no longer allowed to do at Eid:
17. The Malathian officers are not 'after me Lucky Charms'.
58. When asked if I have ever considered becoming an officer, the correct answer is not “Yes, sir, but my parents were married.”
133. Seraph's Tear is not a personal lubricant.
Maelstrom: Melei a-Riid of the Bastet
Zeitgeist Steampunk: Gunther Pietersen of the Castitatis Lilium
Real Life: Sacha Nicholson of the Coventry
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Apprentice
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Oooooooh Daaandy!
When you came
and you shot without thinking!
...I didn't get much longer than that.
*hides*
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Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger!
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Squire
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Suddenly,
I'm not half the man I used to be,
There is lava rolling over me,
I believe in vulcanology
Why it had to blow
I don't know,
it didn't say,
I stayed just too long
now I long
to run awa-a-a-ay...
Maelstrom: Incompetent eidolon.
Shattered Legacies: Kaja Belanova, wanna-be hero.
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Heroic Knight
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| To the start and end of Brave Sir Robin. Twoish lines of this were sung IC as the situation got so bad, that even we decided that a volcano wasn't one to wander towards and see what happens. Bravely bold Wayward Scolars
Rode forth to observe.
They were not afraid to die,
Oh brave Wayward Scholars.
They were not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways - Coyote!
Brave, brave, brave, brave Wayward Scolars Volcano?... Brave Wayward Scolars ran away.
Bravely ran away away.
When danger reared it's ugly head,
Instead of taking notes they fled.
Yes, the Scolars turned about
And gallantly they chickened out.
Bravely taking to their feet,
They beat a very brave retreat.
We're brave but we're not stupid! Wayward Scolars!
PM me if you took my avatar photo - I can't find where I ripped it fomr!
PD: Kalipet Teca, High Priestess of Ant
Andre Fabian, Artist with Wayward Scholars
Reality: Lisa/Perfi, Jack of all trades, paid for few!
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Squire
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(Original by Voltaire)
Death! Death!
Flail Flail Flail Flail
Evil Evil Evil Evil songs
Yeah you know that's how we get along
The New World is full of Cultists
So how can it be wrong?
Singing your
Death Death
Flail Flail
Evil Evil songs
Current Maelstrom Character- Pierre Garcon ID 2156.2
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Knight
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I can't claim credit for this one, but since I can't get it out of my head now I thought I'd share:
'Once I ran to you (mass fear)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted touch you've given
I give you all a name could give you
Take my soul and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted touch
Tainted touch'
Maelstrom = Messalina of the Evocati.
Previously Thorne Amici, briefly Jeta.
Odyssey = Jalila, Shah of the Eyes of Darius.
EOS = Izel, sacred mud elf of the Brood
NOT an Amish Venin
Insurrection = Elena of the Dawning Light
Formerly Xetsa, shaman idealist.
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