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Squire
 
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An oldie from bygone days of #maelfroth...
I could hear the voice of Gin
And Whisper in my ear
Or maybe it was SalBot saying "Who's the admin here?
The channel is your ship;
You surely have the right
To set the topic's tale
And to stay here where it's warm one more night."
PD: Lode, Spine of the World
CUTT: Lucius Peters &c.
M&M: Robert Faulconer, Esq.
RL: There are some who call me...
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Heroic Knight
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...Maybe I ought to have just banned We Will Rock You before I started... I've never heard a filk of WWRY that I found entertaining 
at least I recognised the tune though
PD - Mica, the Spine Of The World.
CUTT - NOT THE HEAD REF
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Squire
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Watching the Pigskins get lairy
Is not very pretty I tell thee
That man in the hat is quite scary
And not very sensible either
La-ah-ah, la la lalala la
Ah-ah-ah, la la lalala la
I predict a jihad, I predict a jihad
I predict a jihad, I predict a jihad
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WitW - Gregor, Tribe Volkoi
PD - Valentin Fyodorovich Morozov, drug-addled priest
Vampire Unmasqued: Liverpool Chronicles - "Lurking Non-Cam Ref"
RL - Doug
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Apprentice
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| Another that did get sung at a certain event by...... a Kamakuran!!! Walking down Hitoshi street
Knocking on every door
God damn son of a Jaguar worshiper
Couldn't find a whore Finally found a whore
She was tall and thin
God damn son of a Jaguar worshiper
Couldnt get it in Finally got it in
Wiggled it all about
God damn son of a Jaguar worshiper
Couldn't get it out
Finally got it out
It was red and sore
The karma of the story is
Never fuck a whore....
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Heroic Knight
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Well... I reckon that's about four-and-a-half that really cracked me up.
So, here's four and a half ducks. They are the first characters that came into my head.
PD - Mica, the Spine Of The World.
CUTT - NOT THE HEAD REF
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Heroic Knight
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...that is amazing. XD
Maelstrom ~ Contessa Iris Debrynn
Insurrection ~ Herenya
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Prodigal
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It's amusing to see that filking has now extended into LRP as I grew up doing re-enactment and science fiction conventions with Gytha North, who is widely regarded as single handedly starting filking in Britain in the seventies and eighties.... 
PD Head Ref- but as all posts here count as being unofficial, you'll need to email rules@PD for the real deal.And in those oh so rare moments of going IC: Detric of the Bespoke Atelier (and your host for the New World famous erotic show) and Djemba of the Shari
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Champion
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Again - used in anger several times, by several mobs.
To the tune of 'Yellow submarine'
"In the town where I was born
There lives a king, who wears a frown
He's got a frown, cos he's got a list
Of all the colonies - on us have p****"
"You all live in a colony on the list.
A colony on the list
A colony on the list"
"You all live in a colony on the list
A colony on the list"
Double, Double, Single Through, Double etc.
There were other versus - they're superfluous.
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Heroic Knight
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Found this one lying around,
Sung '(loosely) to the tune of Bedlam boys, preferably while drunk
Verse:
Now listen all you sailor boys
Who yearn for company fair
Don't bother searching half the world
For I tell you I've been there
Chorus:
Still I'll stick to the girls, with bony black curls
Oh for the girls of Norden!
With their shoulders bare and the wind in their hair
and they'll drink 'n' dance till mornin'
I took myself a Ruhki bird,
for a roll up in the heather.
But everytime I stole a kiss
my mouth got full of feathers!
(repeat chorus)
I once courted a Flembic lass,
oh she was a sight to see!
But I spent months dreaming of her ass
and all I got was tea.
(repeat chorus)
I tried my luck in Fide-l-ia,
But I never had a chance.
It seems the girls there all wear steel,
and they don't know how to dance.
(repeat chorus)
A mate of mine just past away,
dumbest man I've ever seen.
got roaring drunk one summers night,
tried to shag a Tlaxti Queen.
More verses can be invented as required. 
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PD - Tarn Sidell
Too busy dealing with those that do to worry about those who don't...
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Squire
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Right im on the coach to london and this Is scarily what I have come up with. Filk of Prince Ali
The Amir! Fabulous he!
Kahled Adham
Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee!
Now, try your best to stay calm
Brush up your Sunday salaam
The come and meet his spectacular coterie
The Amir!
Mighty is he!
Kahled Adham
Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
He faced the galloping hordes
A hundred Ophidian with swords
Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, The Amir
The Amir! Handsome is he, Kahled Adham
That physique! How can I speak
Weak at the knee
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust your veil and prepare
To gwark and grovel and stare at The Amir!
There's no question this Amir's alluring
Never ordinary, never boring
Everything about the man just plain impresses
He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder!
He's about to pull my heart asunder!
And I absolutely love the way he dresses!
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PD - Riwaden Nyatos, Rhuk colony
RL - Rob
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